Thu, 27 May 2021
Allô — my awakened non-woke folks, hear my plea!
You’re recovering from sleep when you see me, Bobby P., instead of the sheep on TV
You could be watching more of the same, or the game,
or finding someone to blame, for your shameful situation
You’ll never have the fame! nor the fortune, nor the glory, nor the money, nor the power
Because you’re happy and content consuming mainstream media for hours on end
I think you need a friend
To listen to in times you’re going off the deep end
I’ll send my condolences, maybe some flowies and an edible
Walter Cronkite’s dead. This just in! No one’s credible.
Fake news is rampant and you’re too heavy-eyed to tell
Stop yawning, I know you’re longing for a cup of that Maxwell House coffee on the shelf
Note to self, be self aware, and tell the truth, radically honest
Disregard your couth, because that voting booth is strongest
(Cue the Billy Joel music)
A bottle of Red pills, a bottle of Blue
It all depends upon your attitude
Welcome the shop, Episode 187 on a mother-fuckin cop!
Tonight’s guest is a podcasting/radio personality who goes by just a single name — he’s like Madonna in that way. Host of the Red Pilled Reality Show, it’s time to meet RISCALLA. Welcome to Episode 187 of Bobby Pickles’ Podcast™️!
Tue, 18 May 2021
Gym Owners who were arrested for not enforcing mask mandates, Mike and Jillian Carnevale | Bobby Pickles’ Podcast™️ Ep 186
What’s up all you gym rats, athletes, pretty muscle super-jocks,
you can be a pip squeak or a sports freak — weak as a kitten or strong as an ox 🐂
Regardless, if you’re health conscious, us Americans are free
And sometimes, we make decisions that land us on TV
Sometimes we say “Fuck You!” to County Rules and Overreach
Sometimes we preach our beliefs, while not acting like sheep
Sometimes we teach those who think posing in the mirror with a mask on is normal
That just because it’s new, doesn’t mean that it is moral
To require masking up on the machines during strenuous exercise
I’m surprised you’re not apologizing to those who patronized until they died by breathing in too much carbon dioxide
Auto-retarded asphyxiation, that’s what it is.
You got arrested thrice for refusing idiocy, and now you’ve lost your biz?
FITNESS 1440 lives on, you fought the good fight.
I’m so happy Governor DeSantis promised to pardon you live on Laura Ingram the other night!
My guests on tonight’s Tuesday Evening Stream are Mike and Jill Carnevale — husband and wife gym owners, arrested for not enforcing mask laws. They sued Broward County over their mandate of masks. They were targeted by the crooked South Florida politicians who have slithered into power in that county. Now, with Florida wide open, and many people flooding here for refuge from liberal shit-holes — where do we go? A business was lost. People’s lives were either ruined or royally inconvenienced. We will talk about that and much more on tonight’s Bobby Pickles’ Podcast™️!
Mon, 17 May 2021
JUST The Good Half of THUNDERDOME TV™️, VILL NOMERLY @ThunderdomeTV | Bobby Pickles’ Podcast™️ Ep 185
Vill Nomerly joins the show via the inter-webs to discuss things stream of consciousness style, because Bobby is somewhat intoxicated and did not adequately prepare a show.
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Sun, 16 May 2021
My guest, this Sunday afternoon, is a Marine Veteran/Former North Miami Beach cop who was arrested for going live on Facebook from inside the Capitol. His name is Nicholes Lentz. And I’m Bobby Pickles. Welcome to Bobby Pickles’ Podcast™️!
Sat, 15 May 2021
Bobby speaks with "Papa" about life and loyalties 60 miles north of New York City, in what some have labeled the “armpit of Connecticut”. The birthplace of the Frisbee and of the Subway restaurant chain, it’s a place latent with political corruption and scandals, like when the city’s mayor admitted to using cocaine while in office. The comedian Fred Allen once referred to it when he famously said, "Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut."
Thu, 6 May 2021
On the seventh day, God rested, and while he was resting, Pawl Bazile invented everything that can be associated with Censored Dot TV: from the name of Gavin's show, to Milo not being gay anymore. The man is a fucking genius! Checkout his regular gig: Radio Deadly w/ Michale Graves (of the Misfits) on Censored Dot TV.
Wed, 5 May 2021
Gonzo Journo arrested for going inside Capitol, Shawn Bradley Witzemann | Bobby Pickles’ Podcast™️ Ep 182
What is up you beautiful bastards!
Thanks for tuning in to another disaster
With a face for radio and knack for laughter
I bet my fans aren’t as pretty as us podcasters.
Two Gozo journeys on tonight’s show.
It’s me, Bobby P. on the east joined by my west coast bro
The FBI set their sights on him but he won’t roll
Because Shawn Bradley Witzemann admits he entered the Capitol
He don’t give a fuck. He was just covering what was going down.
He’s an independent journalist slash satirical clown.
Live-streaming from the rotunda, Krampusnatch did nothing wrong
Happy Cinco De Mayo, everybody. Sit back, relax, hit a bong.
Take a shot of tequila, and throw on your sombrero.
I think my guest is jewish, not Mexican, but their differences are narrow.
WELCOME TO BOBBY PICKLES’ PODCAST, SPUMANGI!