INTRO POETRY:

What is up you beautiful bastards!

Thanks for tuning in to another disaster

With a face for radio and knack for laughter

I bet my fans aren’t as pretty as us podcasters. 

Two Gozo journeys on tonight’s show.

It’s me, Bobby P. on the east joined by my west coast bro

The FBI set their sights on him but he won’t roll

Because Shawn Bradley Witzemann admits he entered the Capitol

He don’t give a fuck. He was just covering what was going down.

He’s an independent journalist slash satirical clown.

Live-streaming from the rotunda, Krampusnatch did nothing wrong

Happy Cinco De Mayo, everybody. Sit back, relax, hit a bong.

Take a shot of tequila, and throw on your sombrero.

I think my guest is jewish, not Mexican, but their differences are narrow.

WELCOME TO BOBBY PICKLES’ PODCAST, SPUMANGI!