INTRO POEM:

Take a gander at this bystander,

dropping hammers with the grammar, 

His mannerisms are American — it’s Loza Alexander!

No pandering to Demon-Rats

Our tender acts are slandered

Always yammering or stammering about news as true as the moon-lander

Cancel this! You fucking dicks. Your charades are AIDS and cancer

The answer to 1984 is 1776

Don’t you have some districts to gerrymander??

On tonight’s show, I’ll go toe to toe with a man of principle and standards

Writing more code than angry google-chodes, back-room programmers

So here’s to Loza! Straight from my dome. I hope you enjoyed my intro poetry. 

I’d rather kill two Mary’s to harvest adrenachrome, then phone-in the Rosary.